I am marrying my dog because men give me headaches

When it comes to men I have realized something...I attract Crazies. Not just your average Crazy who just isn't into you or doesn't call you back (you know the typical douche). No, I attract crazies like people with serious issues like personality, psycological, get me to a mental house because I am insane, issues. I don't know what I do to get mixed up these guys. They are headaches and a half, with all thier insaneness making life complicated. But I don't know whats worse the douche bag or the clinically insane...I think I will take my chances with the dog.

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